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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/10/2019 at 10:48 • Filed to: oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:14

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1983-toyota-tercel-sr5-4wd/

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:15

5th time’s the charm? Plus BaT tax, what could go wrong?

way2blu does a rev update > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:16

Reminds me of this Porsche 928 interior:

Kinja'd!!!

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:18

Zoidberg, bro, buddy, pal, guy, listen to me:

This witch has burned you enough times. How many bad experiences of this car have you had? How much would you much rather put that money towards an off roader that can get up to highway speed and actually works? Let your white whale go, cherish the better things in life. Owning a Lexus, having a dog, not having tetanus from a rusty old Toyota. Don’t let your ex looking good steer you away from the fact that she was high maintenance, crazy, and almost killed you multiple times.

12and35 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:22

Long hair don’t care..... 4AGE swap.

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:23

You know I was gonna talk you down* but then I saw those seats.

* narrator: he wasn’t

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:23

I know the heart wants what it wants, but h aven’t they hurt you enough?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:24

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:27

Don’t worry, being on BaT it will be out of your price range in no time.

Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:28

I sort of want it too....

bob and john > CB
05/10/2019 at 00:31

yea but this one looks hot

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:33

That ther is a clean tercel.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
05/10/2019 at 00:38

Crushing my dreams: check.
Taking a shot at my non-existent funds: check.
Assaulting me with facts: check.

10/10 would like again

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
05/10/2019 at 00:39

But only almost!

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:41

Not a shot at you, but one at the people on BaT who will pay absurd prices for just about anything. We normal people are left to shake our heads.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
05/10/2019 at 00:43

I was being quaint, I assume no malice.

Yeah, my (by which I mean, I wish it was mine) beautiful ‘78 Celica GT c oupe with broken AC sold for $7,100 on BaT. I am not swapping in my Lexus for that value.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq.
05/10/2019 at 00:44

Some like it rough. And deadly. Deadly, dead.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > InFierority Complex
05/10/2019 at 00:44

Probably everything that went wrong the first three times plus some new stuff

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:46

yeah but also

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1997-toyota-land-cruiser-15/

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 00:47

OMG, those seats! spectacular

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 01:11

Oh geez

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 01:12

Anything that clean must be hiding a secret. Also currently at US$2,0 00 plus fees... clearly CP.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 06:52

What? You want us to throw in? I could add some scratch, if only for the articles...

#enablers

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CB
05/10/2019 at 07:05

Ya but the sex was totally worth it.......

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 10:51

holy hot damn, that’s a machine!

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 10:57

Go for it. Forget the Landcruiser. You want this. You need this. You will get this. Bid with reckless abandon.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 10:57

A pparently the hatch is an ATM, so it literally prints money!

Kinja'd!!!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal
05/10/2019 at 10:58

It’s already at $2000, that’s $1500 to o much in my book.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 10:59

Find a local one. Don’t pay the BaT tax.

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:01

All for a (most likely) above market buy-in price. So unds like a steal.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:04

Need I remind you?

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
05/10/2019 at 11:07

The proportions were perfect

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:09

As were the trim specific details.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:29

Stay on BAT, at least then you can’t afford the mistake. Don’t be like me, don’t go looking else where and find something that you can actually afford (to buy not maintain ) now you’re sitting here terrified that you’re not strong enough to resit it and REALLY WANT IT OH GOD WHY AM I SO WEAK!

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:32

Dude. No.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:38

What did we tell you, huh? What did we say?

Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’re doing.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 11:50

Kinja'd!!!

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 12:01

With those seats, how can you NOT bid on it?

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 12:09

OH GOD

ST80MND > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/10/2019 at 15:10

OMG those seats are just the str8 bizness!